Incorrect Agatha All Along Quotes and Prompts

Alice: You can’t keep threatening people. Rio: It’s not a threat. It’s a promise. Alice: It’s literally a threat.

Rio, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. Agatha: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Agatha: How do you want your coffee? Rio: Black, like my soul. Agatha: Agatha: My love, your soul is a latte.

Jen: [when Rio suddenly appears in front of her] God, you're like a pop-up book from hell!

Agatha: I'm going to take a shower. Agatha, seductively: Care to help? Teen: Have you never taken one before?

Rio, texting Agatha: [sends a voice message] Agatha, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Rio: No, don’t worry, just listen later. [later] Agatha: [presses play] Rio: THERE’S A FIRE-

Teen: Can you find Rio? Agatha: What, do you think I have her microchipped or something? Alice: Well, do you? Agatha: Agatha: Yeah, hang on

Lilia: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. Lilia, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Rio: I have to say, I’m a little embarrassed for you. Alice: This is a sports-related injury! That makes me cool! Rio: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool.

Rio: Did Agatha just tell me she loves me for the first time? Lilia: Yes. Rio: And did I just do finger guns back? Lilia: Yes, yes you did. Lilia: She’s going to kill you. Rio, face palming: Not if I do first.

Agatha: I’ve never been more challenged in my life. Marry me. Rio: No Agatha: Then prepared to be wooed Rio: Not from the likes of you Agatha, excited: You’re going to be mine

Agatha: I'd kill someone if you asked me to. Rio: I'm sure you'd kill someone even if I didn't ask.

Agatha: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure. Rio: Agatha: Don’t fucking say it Rio: I didn’t say anything Agatha: I swear if you say it- Rio: I haven’t said it! Agatha: Rio: Are you feeling secure? Agatha: FUCK YOU

Alice: You know what they say: shoot for the moon, and if you miss, at least you’ll land among the stars. Rio: Or suffocate in space, I suppose.

Agatha: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions? Rio: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our relationship is founded?

Agatha: Go fuck yourself! Rio: Fuck me yourself you coward.