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#he's burnt

what sucks is listening to your friend cry about the state of her relationship to her boyfriend over the phone

#something about their communication has been messed up #personally (i know only a little) i think the guy's got a bit of fomo happening #and i'm sitting here like damn guy. just move to our city already #it doesn't help i think that another friend of ours with an also out of city bf just had her's move here recently #these are all my personal opinions and i #obviously can't tell here what to do about her own relationship #i think it's a huge case of 'fear of missing out'

the brain is such a lying liar who lies

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deeply obsessed with these guys and the haunted look in their little bunny eyes

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Rapier fighters being called masters of defence is really cool until you remember that the acronym is m.o.d and that people JUST CALL THEM MODS???

Like I’m imagining like. The queen of some kingdom surrounded by her attendants while some arrogant knight kneels before her throne and she just says “mods ban that guy” and the rapiers surge fourth and haul the knight back off to the erics

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Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

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#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

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the wemther brothers

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@supreme-leader-stoat

#either of these pictures can be used to describe most weather in the midwest on any given day

beginnerblueglass

One has to realize that Will Turner is so unhinged that he scares Jack Sparrow sometimes

alverrann

Had to save @wintergardenscribe's tags because YES that's it exactly 😭

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just watched awe again today and jack pacing going "think like the whelp think like the whelp" got to me more than usual... like. the whole series up to here was will being mentored by jack, will going "what would jack do" and seeing that flip of the coin goes hard

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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your ass is NOT dry clean only now get into the washing machine

i'm learning how to read knitting charts. it's interesting. it helps to have the written-english pattern next to the chart

#but you start reading bottom-up and left-right-right-left-repeat #i guess the horizontal reading direction depends on whether it's the wrong side or right side #whether you're knitting flat or a tube

bleh

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blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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weaselle

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

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Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

yeomanstuff

This. All of this.

6qubed

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

swimmingblue

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

ladyartemisia28

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

aethersea

Thing wins the case

amultitudeofyellowrodents

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

beardedmrbean

Tumblr does one thing better than any other site on the internet, and that's collaborative fan fiction.

charlesoberonn

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

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asphor

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

charlesoberonn

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

asphor

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

charlesoberonn

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

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While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

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Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

charlesoberonn

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

charlesoberonn

[post-credits scene]

Doofenric: Wait, you know a platypus named Pericles, too? Is every platypus named Pericles?

Ferbingetorix: As far as we know, yes.

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