wait it’s already midnight?

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

Do people know about public libraries. Do people know how much stuff is there

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊

Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

be okay with being normal and average and unliked and suddenly you’re free