wait it’s already midnight?

Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔

The alphabet will start at 9

as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it

"anakin shouldn't have done that" he was huffing space gasoline at age 7 literally what did you expect. "obi-wan shouldn't have done that" he literally goes through a window face first in episode 2. "padme shouldn't have done that" she's had a career since she was 10

i've crunched the numbers and analyzed the situations man and i tell you i ran this in the most favorable of conditions. assuming this boy turned 19 literally 5 minutes before AOTC picks up and Space Years can be substituted by our years, and by '20+' we mean 21, this dude gets electrocuted every 7.4 weeks. dude...... like bro. like man.

HEY SO IT WASN'T FAVORABLE CONDITIONS APPARENTLY IT WAS FUCKING 30 TIMES FOR A RATE OF 1 ELECTROCUTION EVERY 5 WEEKS HAHAHAHAHAHA

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

Poor in earthly riches, wealthy in mutuals

In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats

Is this what American sky’s look like?

Yes

Only on 4th of July🇺🇸

July 4th is kinda the closest thing we have to a low stakes The Purge because the police are too busy to deal with any public safety hazard or disturbance of the peace with a lower priority than something being literally on fire

Illegal fireworks? Don't call. Public intoxication? Don't call. Disturbing the peace? Good luck. Underage drinking? Whatever. Noise complaint? Lmao. Trespassing? Good luck. Brawling? Handle it yourself. Endangerment of minors? Don't worry about it. Is the thing that's on fire smaller than a bread box? Deal with it.

[Sold]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

Guess who finally turned off notifications for this post 😌💕✌️

Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time

BOOS YOU VERY LOUDLY OFF THE STAGE