i got knifed in the vagina one christmas

FUCK tenderqueer we're starting the violentfag movement. We hit people with chairs.

how are you all throwing around words like "fag" without a second thought

pretty easily actually it's like three letters

I think about this every day

certified iconic post

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

“I need another season of soul eater” took me tf OUT

a mug that just says “don’t talk to me until i’ve fucked your wife”

military family merch

potential breakup song by aly and aj > every single song the beatles have ever produced

fuck this post

- people who haven’t listened to the banger that is potential breakup song

ok but have you ever actually listened to The Beatles?

yes they’re boring and old meanwhile potential breakup song goes hard as hell

K BUT FUCK THIS POST

Wait people actually think aly and aj are better than the Beatles. That’s a thing? Every song by the Beatles? Really? Have you heard while my guitar gently weeps, I want you (she’s so heavy), help!, I want to hold your hand, blackbird, oh! darling, hey Jude, good night, can’t buy me love, paperback rider, Eleanor Rigby, ok I could go on forever…

that’s nice but potential breakup song is undeniably better than all of those songs

Seeing this post, as a person who loves music and has educated them self on many genres and eras, makes me want to cut off every person who likes potential breakup song arms and beat them with them. Beatles are the sole reason for that songs existence and were completely revolutionary to compare the two is like comparing skrillex to Bach. It’s just not okay

me, jamming out to potential breakup song: ok cool… anyways…

Clearly you’ve never listened to enough of the Beatles. You probably only know them because, guess what, they were one of the best bands of all time, arguably the very best. in a few years aly and aj will be desperate has-beens. The Beatles have and will endure because they had genuine skill, passion, and talent.

me: *violently shaking my ass to potential breakup song*

You understand that….you just look stupid right ?

me: *looks stupid while enjoying one of the most iconic songs in music history, potential breakup song*

date of origin: 2nd of august, 2015.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

finally, a logical explanation for why fuckbucket is such a good word.

fucktrumpet and shitbiscuit finally make sense now

Ah, a great explanation of how I arrived at “cheeseneedle”

Dear universe, I am open to receiving miracles, uplifting news and high vibrational love this week 🦋

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber