you've heard of noun inflection now get ready for noun infection. theres yucky germs in there

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

not cute! the packaage is so fucking scared

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

this could be us

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

the miracle of life

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now