the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde