calm men are my favorite. i find soothing, gentle, calm auras so attractive. i love a man who’s good at comforting you, who doesn’t yell or slam things when they’re upset, when talking to him eases your anxiety and you just feel calm and safe. be with a calm man.

i had to read this sentence four times to comprehend all its individual parts

gerard way is a surprisingly good comic book writer ok

Also worth noting, that’s Peni Parker! He helped create her!

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

I think the most incandescent rage I ever sent my least favorite uncle into was calling him “Cliffany”.

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox