movie pirating sites are like horses

each one unique. some wild, some tame. when they open new tabs you have to pet them and say sshhh easy there. you have to feed them treats from your hand

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

This is one of those scenes you nebulously get when you’re ten and comes up and punches you in the face when you’re thirty.

i think we as modern humans have a tendency to forget that historical people were also humans who had thoughts and feelings and dreams just like we do

I think part of the problem is that a lot of poly discourse revolves around making sure no one in the primary relationship is getting hurt by their partner dating other people, and trying to legislate away jealousy through these boundaries that are supposed to protect the relationship. But very few people think about how in poly dynamics, the people in "the couple" have the power. There's still the underlying mono-normative belief that it's the secondary partners that are a constant threat to the primary couple and need to be enclosed in these boundaries to keep the primary couple safe. But in reality, the couple is the one with all the power, including the power to hurt others. Your partner's other partners are not a threat to you, that's a monogamous construct, and you're still buying into it if your boundaries are around protecting you from that external threat. The only threats to your relationship are those on the inside of your relationship.

"Indeed, when he applied to become an astronaut, he failed on the first attempt. Part of the test featured the famous Rorschach ink-blots psychiatric exam. “I leafed through a whole series of them, and then the last one was a blank sheet of paper, pure white, eight by 10,” he once recalled. “I was asked what I could see. And I said, ‘Well, of course, that’s 11 polar bears fornicating in a snow bank.’ And I could see the examiner’s eyes kind of tighten. He didn’t think that was funny.”"

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

when u snuggle ur stuffed animals the love gets storred in the stuffing for later and then when u hug them later u feel the love come back out its like a spomge

This counts as a spell.

they also might not be giants. let's not get our hopes up

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

Folk singers will fuck you up, man. They have like no fucking chill.