ram on

I’M PISSED OFF, FUNNY AND WARM, I’M A GOOD MAN IN A STORM

I could really do with a reward or incentive

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

I’m gonna be so fr rn, yall gotta stop acting like women’s sports only contributions/offerings are 1) that most of the athletes are queer 2) some sort of “morally pure” version of the sport. you don’t realize that you’re doing it but you’re de-valuing them to a point of queerness + morality meter. which the latter is just insane when there are POS’ amongst women’s sports

“Don’t watch the NHL, watch the PWHL! They’re actually gay!” why is that the only selling point to you

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

i have tested positive for tzatziki

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

get off of her (mount everest)!!!