ram on

I’M PISSED OFF, FUNNY AND WARM, I’M A GOOD MAN IN A STORM

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

Fuck I have tomorrow tomorrow

"from the world of Legally Blonde" what the hell are you talking about

Hey guys. Baby here. Just born, new to everything. Is william burroughs problematic

i went on the scooby doo diet where I just eat giant subs and processed biscuits and I gotta say im not feeling to

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

do u miss my annoying presence