ram on

I’M PISSED OFF, FUNNY AND WARM, I’M A GOOD MAN IN A STORM

First pride month without Charlie Kirk 😔

Try 62 years without JFK

I’m gonna be so fr rn, yall gotta stop acting like women’s sports only contributions/offerings are 1) that most of the athletes are queer 2) some sort of “morally pure” version of the sport. you don’t realize that you’re doing it but you’re de-valuing them to a point of queerness + morality meter. which the latter is just insane when there are POS’ amongst women’s sports

“Don’t watch the NHL, watch the PWHL! They’re actually gay!” why is that the only selling point to you

oomf. let's change the world this summer

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god