ram on

I’M PISSED OFF, FUNNY AND WARM, I’M A GOOD MAN IN A STORM

the weight has been the song of the summer since its release in july of 1968 when you really think about it

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

i am not going to lie i quite enjoy talking to myself out loud like a weirdo

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we're done when i say we're done.

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it