ram on

I’M PISSED OFF, FUNNY AND WARM, I’M A GOOD MAN IN A STORM

Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

the weight has been the song of the summer since its release in july of 1968 when you really think about it

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

i am not going to lie i quite enjoy talking to myself out loud like a weirdo

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock