ram on

I’M PISSED OFF, FUNNY AND WARM, I’M A GOOD MAN IN A STORM

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we're done when i say we're done.

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

I could really do with a reward or incentive

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

I’m gonna be so fr rn, yall gotta stop acting like women’s sports only contributions/offerings are 1) that most of the athletes are queer 2) some sort of “morally pure” version of the sport. you don’t realize that you’re doing it but you’re de-valuing them to a point of queerness + morality meter. which the latter is just insane when there are POS’ amongst women’s sports

“Don’t watch the NHL, watch the PWHL! They’re actually gay!” why is that the only selling point to you

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy