Oh, you know...

they should make 5 hour calm its like 5 hour energy but you get calm. sold unregulated in gas stations please

i love the term "giving head". am i sucking her cock? eating her pussy? you don't know. i might be decapitated. i'm living my best life, fuck off.

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

butch lesbians, bears in jockstraps, trans bears, and autistic furries are the four pillars of society

Bruh what if we lived together 😳😳😳and had a garden😳😳😳😳

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks