I have left. Only up since I cannot let go.

the internet was entirely a mistake. and we need to get rid of it. i say.

pretend you saw this in the mail

got random people texting me congratulations like i personally just did that

phan is real, destiel is canon, johnlock are parents, the doctor is gay and mcr are back. you have reached the end point of tumblr thank you for participating and good night

the internet was entirely a mistake. and we need to get rid of it. i say.

pretend you saw this in the mail

I looked into that poster's comment history and you'll never guess what kind of subs she started posting in a month ago.

Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about

ohhh “cable knit” i get it now

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)

"Today's the lesbian day guys get everything stocked" is sending me

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

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