creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

im supposed to be relaxing but i have something evil to say

soooo hard being a fan of a female character who i can't hc as a lesbian. unfortunately ive read & reread the text & she really loved that stupid white boy. which is why he has to die

Stop saying “larp.” Larpers are decent people just having a cheeky bit of fun and don’t deserve to be slandered like this. The word you’re looking for is “poseur”

I love everyone's cat

anyone else struggling to come to terms with admitting ur burned out even though u only work a max of 25 hours a week bc ur disabled and lowkey terrified of what a fulltime job would do to u

i just need a week or 200 off work and ill be fine

eating stone fruits--the bigger ones, at least--whole like an apple is Not the way bc you get to the point where you have to grip the fucking thing by its slippery wet prostate and suck the flesh off its bones like an animal before it goes shooting out of your grasp, and by that point youve already squirted juice All over yourself and everything, and if its a godforsaken peach it also feels like youve been sucking on a tarantula, and you wish youd just put in the effort of slicing the goddamn thing

normally i Do slice peaches but the one i ate yesterday was so hard & wretched that all i could think about was kafka & his horrible peach, so i was like "this wont make a mess i can just bite it" & friends and neighbors i have got to tell you this was not the case

polyamory is awesome you can tell your girlfriend about your crush

it's insane how low the bar is for people to get credit as body posi or whatever like straight up entire debate conversations about this where even the staunch 'pro fat' side cannot and will not stake out basic positions like "being fat is not a magical exceptional disease state that converts starvation into a healthful activity"

sorry i'm still angry about this but if your excuse for not caring about female characters is because you're not sexually attracted to them you are exactly 0 degrees of rhetorical separation from a redditor whining about how his favourite video game is now "too woke" because the women don't show enough skin

I love a building with a big atrium. oh that's neat you got some outside in here

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot