what

@elvis-official :)

Woah mama they never paid me for that wonderful film

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

well why were YOU there huh

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

Bitches will create a binary and use it to oppress the other side for ANYTHING

Caffeine is good for you and will never hurt you and you should drink more caffeine now

No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

where's that speed skating gif