miseryguts

confess some secrets in my inbox

more secrets. you can send them unanon if you want and i won't post them publicly unless you say you're okay with it. but send me more secrets.

i forgot to enable anons but they're on now

you can trusssst me

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going