I will face god and walk backwards into hell

forbidden blue raspberry candy

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary