no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

reading christopher eccleston interviews where he talks about wanting to be androgynous but always getting macho parts makes me understand why i keep getting butch dyke vibes off of the ninth doctor. don’t worry ms doctor i saw your leather jacket 

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

lesbian porn should kill men if they try to watch it like the ring

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

ni mi castillo, ni mi vampiro.

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them