All I Do Is Write

fireworks suck. they disturb the environment, cause wildlife to become panicked, abandon their nests/young, flee into roadways, and die when they ingest or become entangled in the remnants of fireworks. the residues and chemicals left by them pollute the water and soil. not to mention the affect they have on people with ptsd, or those who have conditions that make them sensitive to air quality like asthma. 

people are really like. getting pissed at this post and its genuinely funny. people r acting like im going to come to their house and steal all their fireworks asfdgh

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen

“These artifacts were excavated by archaeologists from a burial site in the 1970’s. The remains were returned for reinterment” Okay cool, cool cool. So you just, like. Dug up the grave of a respected family member, stripped them naked, mailed their body back to their family and kept everything they were lovingly put to rest in. Like a graverobbing bastard

The USA are a hellscape

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

I feel like an aspect of Phineas and Ferb that goes completely underappreciated is that not once but TWICE per episode the writers were able to link the story lines of two brothers building crazy and impossible things with their friends and an evil scientist who poorly tries to take over of the world and also battles a platypus AND somehow make it that whatever malfunctioning device the scientist made completely removed the proof anything had happened with them. Like… that’s astounding  

What’s more astounding is the fact that they managed to, somehow, make it weirder and weirder without losing face. Like. I wonder how they explained these scenarios to the animators with a straight face. “Yeah, so we’re gonna have the platypus get in a swordfight with the evil scientist. Yeah, have the Duel of the Fates playing in the background. Yeah, it’s gonna be Brutworst and Hot dog as swords”

Y'all are forgetting the FRIKKIN MUSIC

Seriously after one of the episodes had a major hit song the execs were like “hey you should put a song in EVERY episode” and somehow they did just that.

lesbians who prefer to use he/him pronouns are valid - for example, God

There is something unspeakably powerful about this post it carries an energy

Dr. Haunani Kay-Trask (Kānaka Maoli)

would you woohoo me on sims yes or no

god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

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