Rot Front!

metal is so fucking good I'm eating it

THE GENRE. THE MUSIC. IM EATING THE MUSIC (METAPHORICALLY). I AM NOT A GOAT

STOP SAYING I LIKE TO EAT SHEET METAL

Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

I hateee the "Mandela effect" no dude alternative universes ain't shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it

"forgetting Pikachu's tail color is proof the universes are crossing over 😳" do you think aliens built the pyramids too

Hey uh I think your phone auto corrected poor to uh

You know how it is

op came from the piss porn universe

No I’m pretty sure piss porn exists in this universe too. 

Home Alone is an allegory for the parallel struggles to build communism in Vietnam and defend it from American imperialist aggression, with the wily and spirited Kevin McCallister acting as a stand-in for the indomitable Viet Cong

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse