post-funny

She killed Prince Phillip

You're telling me Mormon sex involves a third person and yet it's somehow worse

if somebody held their arms out to me and softly told me “c’mere” i would simply break down

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

nobody look at me I'm an idiot

I am the smartest person alive

nope, I’m dumb as fuck

I’m a beacon of knowledge

ppl calling themselves multifandom is Still so ridiculous like. yeag. You like things plural like literally everyone else on earth

huh

do you need something

had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings he said ‘its not covid i picked this mask up off the floor and i think it has cat hair in it’ and then his card declined and he left

I passed the test because it was fairly simple compared to the damn psychological warfare conducted by the practice test I used

okay i’ll bite. chomp even. kill perhaps. maybe even maim

help girl i'm lengthwise in the suez canal

girl help i'm blocking international trade

who here self identifies as a nerd

Me

where’s your mom right now

Sleeping, probably

yeah, with me

makes the jonbenet ramsey house in sims and somehow solves the murder

Girl no not your shark coochie board

It’s always a good thing when cops just add on that they can and will disappear you.