There’s just something so hot about the idea of heavy cream gaining. The fact that you’re consuming almost pure fat, simply for its rapidly fattening effect. At first, it’s a lot. You don’t like the taste and it upsets your stomach. You got a little carried away and guzzled the whole pint, when you had intended to only have a few sips. It hits your stomach like a brick and you immediately have to lie down, feeling yourself expanding in real time as your body fights to digest the calorie overload and store away all those grams of fat. You wake up the next morning noticeably bigger. With that you’re hooked. You have another pint that night, and then the next. On top of all the eating, you manage to gain 5lbs in three days. Your tolerance builds. Now it’s time to level up to a quart a day. Next thing you know it, you’ve gained 35lbs in a month. And now you’re addicted. It becomes a nightly ritual, chugging cream right before bed, knowing that it’s all going to straight into make you fatter and fatter. There might be no stopping you…
