Cheesecake.

Also messed up in that they should have been called quackarons.

She was so busy keeping an eye on the Maillard Reaction that she lost track of the Mallard Direction.

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

you see the thing about SSRIs is that

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard