when did you clean this last?

life feels exactly like this now

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

I love that Alexander Skarsgård two most recent characters are "autistic sex repulsed romance repulsed construct with rampant PTSD and uses it/its pronouns" and "queer biker BDSM dom"

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

*takes my adhd meds for the first time in two weeks* anyone ever notice how i am destined to win. Anyone getting "its victory is foretold" vibes. Anyone wanna know everything about me I know all the answers.

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

still haven't gotten anything

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead