when did you clean this last?

life feels exactly like this now

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

Intentional.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Hi I'm American movie director, here's my idea for a live action movie based on a widely beloved series: Ok so a team of US soldiers are transported to another world.

Bold new direction for the zelda CDI series

I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.