when did you clean this last?

life feels exactly like this now

Sam Handwich.

you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

Sauce Boss. Unconsciously chose this based on the slogan of Sweet Baby Rays Barbecue Sauce, "The Sauce is the Boss."

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.

blue hair and pit hair make fascists terrified. clearly the way to make them run screaming on sight is blue pit hair

holding up a boombox playing Bad Religion outside a self-proclaimed tpusa church like evil Lloyd Dobler

holding up a boombox playing Bad Religion outside a self-proclaimed tpusa church like evil Lloyd Dobler