when did you clean this last?

Hi, [asshole]! Just a point of clarification: per our internal procedure [insert link to procedural documentation], our team is exempt from this particular requirement, due to technical issues that [vendor] is still working to resolve.

I have CCed [my boss] and [skiplevel boss] if the need for further clarification or validation of the above is required.

Please let me know if there is anything I can provide that will help move this process forward. Thank you!

Haruka Kawakami

there was a peanut butter taste test at a high school somewhere, and Susan Dey was one of the judges. so when the host or whatever asked her what she thought, she said

"I prefer Jif! It tastes like an ass!"

it cut to a stillshot of a jar of jif and overlaid on the screen were the words

JIF "TASTES LIKE AN ASS" IN "HIGHSCHOOL"

A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for false claims in its AI-generated search overviews. In this case, Google's AI had wrongly linked two publishers to scams and shady business practices. The court treated the AI overviews as Google's own content and rejected Google's argument that users were responsible for fact-checking the results themselves.

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado