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me when im in an Area

That's a guy alright

he's so fucking over there

And brother he's in a Place

i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot

you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching

for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.

ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

kind of gay for women to wear button-up blouses/shirts. why are you wearing a shirt with buttons on it? to have your buttons loosened by another woman’s tender hands?

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

Its monk activity day

I enjoy both the nose scrunch and the fact it is holding the fruit with both hands and one foot

happy to announce that my latest bout of dreaming about tumblr induced in me the conviction that tumblr had just instituted a "pet" button that appeared below all pictures of an animal so that tumblr users could pet the animal. the most notable use of this was a post with a picture of a porcupine that had a thread of users below it saying 'ouch'

whys this a bulk reblog

3 for 1 deal

I be sleeping in the master chief position

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard