yippee hooray

my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

'adopt don't shop!' i say, driving you to the thrift store instead of the target

I hate when I'm putting on deodorant and then the whole thing just falls out on the ground with no respect for the fact that I didn't want that to happen

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

my famous hamburger head

Add a little hotsuace to thay bad boy

no noooooo

I bet it feels soooooo good to be a construction worker on a completely closed off chunk of road

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY