yippee hooray

my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

Quiznos Coyote is a mood that you can feel. next time you feel it say "I feel Quiznos Coyote about this."

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours

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wait it’s july?? julying