yippee hooray

my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

White Boy Summer

completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

bro you have to consider the impies (cool new way to say implications) of the sitchie (cool new way to say situation)

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

a blogger never overshares, nor does she undershare, she shares exactly what she means to

i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that