yippee hooray

my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

Cat is a small Heated Object you can put on your Lap for Winter Comfort.

Human is a large Heated Object you can Loaf on for Winter Comfort

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

Did some cable management, now Ricky shouldnt be able to take out our internet anymore by sitting on specific cables

im in a cent

this is the only real money

@kittybroker

Ricky Baby Boy now the Ricky Cent Boy! Buy now for just 1 whole ricky cent today!

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

Please stay

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.