halcyon moon

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

"I asked chatgpt" ok well I asked Sherlock Holmes and I got a monologue that contained two tangents, four accidental insults, the answer to my question, and three homoerotic comments about his flatmate

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

you can make noises in just about any situation

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

stretch for five minutes. your back has been doing a lot without complaining, and it deserves some attention

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me