little thottie with the long hair

being in your 30s is awesome because everyone loves to get together again but also appreciates going to bed at a reasonable hour so you can have a late afternoon party and then everyone helps clean up and goes home by 9:15 pm

Rooney already impressing as a great pundit this tournament but calling the halftime show crap live on the bbc is his crowning glory

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

some youngfle who didnt play a minute of football for the whole tournament rocking up to liverpool getting to flex a world cup over alexis will be really funny i can't lie

jude bellingham makes me feel like i have beatlemania or whatever one direction did to teenage girls

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.