little thottie with the long hair

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

being in your 30s is awesome because everyone loves to get together again but also appreciates going to bed at a reasonable hour so you can have a late afternoon party and then everyone helps clean up and goes home by 9:15 pm

Rooney already impressing as a great pundit this tournament but calling the halftime show crap live on the bbc is his crowning glory

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

some youngfle who didnt play a minute of football for the whole tournament rocking up to liverpool getting to flex a world cup over alexis will be really funny i can't lie

jude bellingham makes me feel like i have beatlemania or whatever one direction did to teenage girls