little thottie with the long hair

Two people meet on a dating app. One person listens to a lot of music while the other reads a lot of books. The first person looks at the other person's favorite songs and sighs sadly, for this person is a normie, and they'll never understand the strange and experimental music that defines their art and life. The second person looks at the other's favorite books and feels the same way, for this person is a normal and they'll never understand the outré literary works which form the bedrock of their personality. Both walk away from one another convinced they're alone in this world, the only art-lovers in a society fixated on mainstream, easy-to-consume products

The Ick of the Magi

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

finished s1 of the pitt and unfortunately I DO love the twink and the hot old man

s2e1 and hot old man apparently has a girlfriend and absolutely not. hast thou considered the twinkylad

​a man who has never denied himself anything meets a man who denies himself everything and the hedonist tries to lure the self-abnegator into succumbing to the pleasures of the flesh and succeeds but their rendezvous makes accidentally clear that true pleasure is derived from the perilous destructive nature of intimate connection and eventually true actual love and so we come to conclude that in fact the hedonist is the one who has never allowed himself anything true while the self-abnegator has never strayed from the path of his want and then they put them on ice skates and gave them sticks

im at the age where ive started checking the material composition of clothes

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

they were also at the devil’s sacrament