Boldly Going

(Developed in collaboration with the Letters From Watson server, thanks folks)

On a scale of 1-10, rate your Dr Watson for the following qualities:

Buff - strength and build

Fluff - handsomeness and kindness

Gruff - sternness and anger potential

Stuff - can he do things besides just watching Holmes

Bluff - how unreliable a narrator is he/can he lie

Chuffed - is he happy to be there? Does he like hanging out with Holmes?

On a scale of 1-10, rate your Sherlock Holmes for the following qualities:

Deductive - can he detect?

Seductive - does he have sex appeal? (he should ideally have zero points in this category)

Destructive - does he blow things up and cause chaos?

Productive - can he do things that actually help people

Obstructive - is he lying to the police? is he meddling? does he identify as a problem?

My Watson:

Buff - I mean he's strong, but he's a doctor (not a soldier!) so I'll give him a solid 4/10

Fluff - 10/10 this man is the human embodiment of a golden retriever

Gruff - does have a kill count, but usually it takes being mean to Sherlock to get him to that point. He did try to physically fight Mycroft once tho. 7/10

Stuff - he can do so much stuff. A multi-talented king. 9/10

Bluff - he lies to lestrade. But everyone does that so he's not particularly special. 3/10

Chuffed - Holmes might as well have invented sunlight. He is exactly where he wants to be don't worry about him. 1000/10

And my Holmes:

Deductive - 10/10 no explanation necessary.

Seductive - a hard 1/10. She gives off the vibes of a confused baby deer that just learned how to walk.

Destructive - yes. So many explosions. 8/10

Productive - she solves desperate people's cases for free. 8/10

Obstructive - yes she is lying to police, yes she is actively committing crimes to solve other crimes. 7/10

a tale of real life tragedy to be retold again and again

where each show ends with the failure to create change and the call to try once more

people dying for what they love over and over again

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