psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

Magic sword inscribed with the runes “EVERY PIECE OF TRASH YOU LEAVE IN A PUBLIC PLACE WILL BE WEIGHED ALONGSIDE YOUR SOUL ON THE SCALES OF PARADISE”

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to adore them with your whole being

It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

movies love to be like “cosmic horror is like when you have schizophrenia” and then completely lie about schizophrenia, but i like close encounters of the third kind (1977)’s more restrained take of cosmic horror is like ocd. you’re thinking about Cone. you can’t stop thinking about Cone. you think you can stop thinking about Cone if you draw it, but it’s not right. it’s still not right. it’s still not right. everyone is worried about you. you’ve lost your job because of Cone. your wife has left you because of Cone. but you just need to get Cone right. then you’ll be done with it

the fact that so much of the way you respond to literally anything has to do with how you were treated by your caretakers and other people in positions of authority during crucial developmental periods in your childhood is such a rip off. so predictable. such a cliché. it's like that's when your brain is learning what to believe about yourself and other people and the world, or something. 🖕

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

u guys scare me this is an untagged post Where are u coming from

love is a beautiful wonderful multifaceted nebulous thing that shouldn't be reduced to the strict bounds of Tier One: Romance and Tier Two: Friends. get weird with it. love your friends deeply, wildly, passionately and platonically. cowards

I would let her kill me for sport