bewitched

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

he’s literally fixing himself behind the guitar.

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

mcrmy draft dodger

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach