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why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

Dame Gaya Seremai, having apparently been exiled to the Barrowguard by her living family, being welcomed with honor and approval by her dead ancestors is making me feel some type of way. 😭❤️

the pope-elect being able to turn down the papacy is the funniest shit in the world to me. imagine being a czech cardinal in 1368 or some shit, having spent two weeks in a land unfamiliar to you doing round after round of tedious elections, dealing with inter-church drama and the peasantry getting antsy for a new pope, and when someone finally has the majority vote and everyone's excited to finally go home he says "no i don't want it actually"

fma but Roy has the damn mustache the entire time and we are all collectively overjoyed when it’s gone in the final panel

RHI I FRICKEN CHOKED ON MY SPIT. FKWJBEDUHSHW

scrolling through the phm fandom tag on ao3 its like “what if Ryland has a panic attack” “what if Ryland has a seizure” “what if Ryland loses his arm” “what if Ryland dies” “what if Ryland almost dies” okay how about “what if Ryland has a nice day” huh how about that

my desire to see more characters try to self-destruct by vomiting up a deluge of the most damning lies about themselves in a fit of despair and loathing and desire to be punished in some way vs. my knowledge that at least some audiences would take their words at face value and metatextually respond exactly the way they're hoping for

otto einfasen, to primus tachonis: you are not the house of death. you are the house of the dead. and your aesthetic enthusiasm for dead things does not make you the most dangerous man in this room.

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.