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told my boss im gay the other day and he went “oh. duh.”

this might sound like an odd reaction but for clarification i have a mullet and in the moments before telling him i was gay he overheard me talking about how long my armpit hair is now

anyway i think fans of unjustly overhated female characters and fans of unjustly overhated characters of colour should unionize

Look, I'm all in favour of sex positivity in media, but sometimes I feel like we've gotta sit certain fandoms down and ask: okay, is she really textually depicted as a big freaky pervert, or did she just display visible sexual interest in something one (1) time?

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imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

Julien and Teor need to continue to be in the same party just for the comedy potential of someone is minding their own business when suddenly two veterans of the Falconer's Rebellion leap 30 feet at them

it speaks to Siobhan Thompson’s charm that I actually like Contesse Madelaine because I have never before watched a woman that unironically says “oh, I’m so tiny and small” that I do not want to punt into the sun

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

#this is INCREDIBLY well said #kattigan’s alcoholism and his missing and murdered wife and daughter are parts of him deeply rooted in native american experience #robbie is a guy who LOVES his wife and daughters #he wouldn’t just give his character a dead wife and daughter for fun to generate angst #there’s more going on there#< previous tags#yes exactly this #the context of robbie being indigenous and kattigan being indigenous-coded #changes the nature and messaging behind kattigan's backstory and the loss of his wife and daughter #especially with their kidnapper/murderer being a member of an untouchable privileged class (tags via @navpike and @cassafrasscr)

A thing about parenting is that there are a lot of behaviors that you want to encourage your future adult to have that are SO HARD TO HANDLE in children.

He HAS whatever body autonomy I can grant but I really need to marshal some arguments about not letting other children cut his hair while he’s IN class.

Julien, Thimble, Teor, and Occtis is a peak party dynamic. every single one of them keeps doing something dangerous to themselves to help someone else or keep the party safe, then the other three yell panicked at them to stop doing that, both in and out of character. zero self-preservation instinct, all preserve everyone else instinct.

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.