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1-800-hot-n-fun [johnny suh]
when you find a phone out and about, wanting to return it to the owner, only for you to get stuck with a guy who wants to give you three wishes.

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ranking ex dreamies | part 2
annas note: part 1 | this was so fun to do!! lmk if you'd like me to do another part where theyre acc not yns ex.. (this anon gave me the idea and i think its brilliant!).
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[4:47 am]
(cw: wife!reader)
CEO!Johnny had been mad since the second he heard about this early meeting. That was a week ago. Well, not mad, more like pouty. For a few months now he’d gotten used to going into the office a little later so that he could have his mornings with you. Nothing too crazy, just a half hour later, but after all the hard work he’d put in for the company, he felt he deserved the half hour with his wife. The mornings were blissful, waking up and cuddling with you. Following that up with coffee and breakfast together and bidding each other goodbye with a kiss before heading in your respective directions.
But today, today felt like hell. He was up before the sun was coming up, waking up while bakers were still baking for the morning rush, while children were still fast asleep and in dreamland before going to school. Getting ready before you were even thinking about waking up. Hell, you were deep in rem sleep right now.
A part of him wanted to be selfish and wake you up. At the very least, to have your company. He wouldn’t force you out of the warmth of your shared bed. He just missed you… and today would be a long day. Going in early to talk to overseas investors and spending the rest of the day finalizing reports for the end of the quarter. He was already tired of it all.
Johnny dragged his feet while he sipped his coffee and willed the caffeine to kick in. He was bone tired. He had even stolen some of your under eye patches to help with the puffiness under his eyes. He sighed tiredly, tying his tie and fixed his hair one last time.
He turned off the light in the bathroom and padded across the bedroom to your sleeping form. He pressed a kiss to your forehead whispering a quiet, “have a good day, baby.”
He wishes he could say he felt accomplished since he had been awake so early and working almost as long. He talked to the investors, he got a lot of paperwork done, and he drank a lot of coffee. And still he didn’t feel good knowing his soft mornings with his wife had been torn away.
So it came it as no surprise when your FaceTime call came in at your usual wake up and get ready hour. He smiled brightly as his thumb slid across the screen to answer your call. He was met with your pouty face surrounded with the white sheets of your shared bed, “you didn’t wake me up.”
Johnny laughs, “baby, it was like 5 in the morning! Good morning though, how are you?”
“I dunno,” you grumble, “my husband doesn’t love me so…”
Johnny chuckles softly, slumping back in his very expensive desk chair, “I do love you. I love you so much that I didn’t interrupt your sleep. I did consider it though.”
“If you really loved me you’d have woken me up,” you argue playfully.
“I think you’ll love me when you see what I left you in the kitchen,” Johnny tells you, lifting his brows with a smirk.
He watches you move through the halls, hair messy and free. He watches your eyes light up when you saw the surprise he’d left for you. “Breakfast and coffee. Wow, I guess you do love me,” you tease, “thank you though, baby. I appreciate it.”
“I think you’ll also be happy to know that I’ll be home early today. I haven’t told anyone yet, but I will be. I deserve it after waking up at 4 in the morning."
"I don't think your secretary would approve of that," you chide, arching your brow a him through the camera.
"Well, she wasn't here at 5 in the morning was she? Plus, she'll like it when she gets to go home early too," Johnny yawns, "I'll pick up dinner on the way home, baby. Have a good day. You off to work?"
You shake your head with a smile, "nope, took the day off. I'll see you later. I love you."
"I love you too," Johnny responds before hanging up. Damn, he should have taken the day off too, especially since his CFO was more than capable of doing this on their own. He drags a tired hand down his face, he was definitely going to put in for a long vacation and it you off to some resort where you both could spend the whole day in bed if you wanted to.
stranger + kiss cam = ?
fluff, strangers to ? / w.c: 1k / sorry if here’s any mistakes
If regret could kill, you would definitely be dead.
At this moment, you found yourself in a stadium full of strangers, understanding absolutely nothing about a baseball game happening right in front of you,just because you agreed to go on a date with an annoying guy you had matched with on Tinder.
Your conversations on the app had been nice. He seemed like the kind of guy you would get along with really well. It was your first date with him and you had even bought a Chicago Cubs shirt to impress. But when you got there, you found out he had invited some friends and was treating you like trash. If you asked him something, he would reply with an impatient tone. If he went to buy a drink, he wouldn’t offer you one. And the worst part? He made a joke about you just to seem funny in front of his friends.
You thought about going home, but the game had just started and you figured you might still have a good time. However, your face said otherwise.
"You don’t seem to like baseball very much, do you?" A deep voice startled you, grabbing your attention. You were about to say something but found yourself a bit mesmerized by the man standing beside you. He was also wearing a Chicago Cubs shirt, along with a team cap. He was tall, had piercing honey-colored eyes and a charming smile that could win over everyone in that stadium.
"Hello? Anyone there?" he said playfully, waving a hand in front of your face.
"Oh, hi?"
The man chuckled softly, as if he had noticed how lost you were. "You don’t exactly look thrilled for someone in the middle of one of the most important games of the season."
"The problem isn’t the game." You pointed toward the guy on your left, who seemed to have completely forgotten about you.
"Let me guess: boyfriend?"
You quickly shook your head. "First and last date. I don’t know much about baseball, but since I’m here, I should try to have some fun, right?"
"Then I’ll make sure you have fun here."
"But you don’t even know me…" you said, crossing your arms and raising an eyebrow at the handsome stranger.
That’s when he extended his hand, flashing another one of those breathtaking smiles that made you momentarily forget how to breathe.
"Johnny."
You hesitated for a moment before shaking his hand and introducing yourself.
"There, now we know each other."
Watching the game with a stranger—who you now knew by name—wasn’t in your plans, but it turned out to be much better than you expected.
Johnny was fun and explained things whenever you looked confused. You worried about bothering him, but he kept insisting he was enjoying your company. During a break, he even bought hot dogs and beer, asking if you wanted anything—unlike your so-called date, who had completely forgotten you existed.
You two had small conversations, Johnny made jokes that were actually funny (and not awkward) and you even took pictures of him—some of them featuring Johnny pulling silly faces while eating his hot dog, making you laugh at the whole situation.
During a pause at the game, the famous kiss cam started.
You laughed at the exaggerated ways some couples kissed, while Johnny whistled and clapped.
Suddenly, the camera landed on the two of you.
It took a moment for both of you to realize that your faces were now on the giant screens of the stadium. The person beside Johnny gave him a little nudge, encouraging him to kiss you.
You heard your date mumble something—he had finally remembered your existence—but your eyes were locked onto the man beside you. Johnny was looking at you too, silently asking for permission.
Nodding your head, you gave it.
The moment your lips met, his hands cupped your cheeks while one of his large hands rested on your nape, pulling you closer.
The crowd's cheers faded into the background. For a few seconds, you both forgot you were being watched by thousands of people.
His touch was gentle, making you crave more. When Johnny’s tongue touched yours, you felt like you could float right then and there.
The only thing that made you pull away was the lack of air—your image had disappeared from the big screen long ago.
You were about to say something to Johnny when your date demanded an explanation. Johnny seemed ready to respond, but you stopped him, a small smile on your lips that silently said, I got this.
“I’ll explain everything. You acted like a jerk, treated me like trash, ignored me completely to hang out with your friends and now you want an explanation? You deserve nothing more than to be dumped, you pathetic piece of shit. Now, excuse me, I’m going to spend time with a real man—not a piece of garbage like you."
Your date looked stunned by your words, ready to fight with you, but his friends quickly pulled him away, preventing any further drama.Johnny grinned at you, clearly impressed. "Do you always put bullies in their place like that?"
"That guy? A bully?" you laughed. "I think we should forget about him and focus on the game, don’t you?"
The game ended. Chicago Cubs lost to Dodgers.
Johnny offered you a ride home and you accepted. Once you reached your building, you turned to the man who had completely turned your day around.
“My mom always told me not to talk to strangers, but that was the best thing I did today. Thanks for saving me."
Johnny chuckled, taking your hand in his. "If you really want to thank me, let me take you on a real date."
"Hmmm." You pretended to think for a moment. "How about this? You give me your number, we talk a bit more and then we figure out our first date. Sound good?"
"Sounds good, but…" Johnny kept stroking your hand, leaning in slightly. His voice turned deeper, making you shiver.
"Do I have to wait until our first date to get another kiss like that one?"
"Of course not." And for the second time that day, you kissed. This time, it was slower, as if you were both exploring every little part of each other, savoring every second of it.
Who would’ve thought that a date that started so badly would end in the best way possible?
‘ THROUGH THE YEARS ’ | j. suh
summary : you and johnny’s relationship told in your birthday posts over the years pairing : johnny suh x gn!reader genre/s : one-shot smau, non-idol au, pure fluff
*note : pics are not chronologically accurate + likes are a lil all over the place but let me have this i thought it would be cute and i reordered the pics after writing hahaha
from reese, with love <3
feel free to guess at which bday post they started being together hehe anyways, happy johnny day!! johnny was my bias when i first got into nct and he’s still my bias to this day! he is so dear to me, he deserves the world and i hope he had the best day.
thank you for reading, i’d love to know what you think! hope you’re doing well and taking care :)

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jisung (youngest) doing popipo challenge to renjun (2nd eldest) ㅋㅋㅋ
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”
When I was a teenager, we went to Italy for the summer holidays. We are German, neither of us speaks more than a few words of Italian. That didn’t keep my family from always referring to me when they wanted something translated because “You’re so good with languages and you took Latin”. (I told them a hundred times I couldn’t order ice cream in Latin, they ignored that.) Anyway, my dad really loved a certain cheese there, made from sheep’s milk. He knew the Italian word for ‘cheese’ – formaggio – and he knew how to say ‘please’. And he had already spotted a little shop that sold the cheese. He asked me what ‘sheep’ was in Italian, and of course, I had no idea. So he just shrugged and said “I’ll manage” and went into the shop. 5 mins later, he comes out with a little bag, obviously very pleased with himself. How did he manage it? He had gone in and said “'Baaaah’ formaggio, prego.”
I was done for the day.
This makes me feel better about every conversation I had in both Rome and Ghent.
I once lost my husband in the ruins of a French castle on a mountain, and trotted around looking for him in increasing desperation. “Have you seen my husband?” I asked some French people, having forgotten all descriptive words. “He is small, and English. His hair is the color of bread.”
I did not find my husband in this way.
In rural France it is apparently Known that one brings one’s own shopping bags to the grocery store. I was a visitor and had not been briefed and had no shopping bag. I saw that other people were able to conduct negotiations to purchase shopping bags, but I could not remember the word for “bag.”
“Can I have a box that is not a box,” I said.
The checkout lady looked extremely tired and said, “Un sac?” (A sack?)
Of course. A fucking sack. And so I did get a sack.
I once was at a German-American Church youth camp for two weeks and predictably, we spoke a whole lot of English.
When I phoned my mom during week two I tried to tell her that it was a bit cold in the sleeping bag at night. I stumbled around the word in German because for the love of god, I could remember the Germwn word for sleeping bag.
“Yeah so, it’s like a bag you sleep in at night?”
“And my mother must probably have thought I lost my mind. She just sighed and was like ‘So, a Schlafsack, yes?”
Which is LITERALLY Sleeping sac … The German word is a basically a one on one translation of the English word and I just… I failed it. At my mother tongue. BIG
My former boss is Italian and she ended up working in a lab where the common language was English. She once saw an insect running through the lab and she went to tell her colleagues. She remembered it was the name of a famous English band so she barged in the office yelling there was a rolling stone in the lab…
I’m Spanish and have been living in the UK for a while now. I recently changed jobs and moved to a new office which is lost somewhere in the Midlands’ countryside. It’s a pretty quaint location, surrounded by forest on pretty much all sides, and with nice grounds… full of pheasants. I was pretty shocked when I drove in and saw a fucking pheasant strolling across the road. Calm as you please.
That afternoon I met up with some friends and was talking about the new job, and the new office, and for the life of me I couldn’t remember the English word for pheasants. So I basically ended up bragging to my friends about “the very fancy chickens” we had outside the office.
Best thing is, everyone understood what I meant.
I love those stories so much…
Picture a Jewish American girl whose grasp of the Hebrew language comes from 10+ years of immersion in Biblical and liturgical Hebrew, not the modern language. Some words are identical, while others have significantly evolved.
She gets to Israel and is riding a bus for the very first time.
American: כמה ממון זה? (”How much money?” but in rather archaic language)
Bus Driver: שתי זוזים. (”Two zuzim” – a currency that’s been out of circulation for millenia)
that’s hilarious
I am officially screamlaughing at my desk from that last one OH MY
Does everyone know the prime minister who promised to fuck the country?
So in Biblical Hebrew the word for penis and weapon are the same. There is a verb meaning to arm, which modern Hebrew semanticly drifted into “fuck”: i.e. give someone your dick.
The minister was making a speech while a candidate, bemoning the state of the world. “The Soviet Union is fucking Egypt. Germany is fucking Syria. The Americans are fucking everyone. But who is fucking us? When I am prime minister, I will ensure we are fucked!”
What the hell Biblical Hebrew.
Just guessing: The path from something like “give someone a blade” to “give someone a blade, if you know what I mean ;)” is probably not that difficult or unlikely.
^Given that the Latin word for sheath (like, for a sword) is literally “vagina”, I can verify that this metaphor is a time-honored one.
Oh yeah and one time my Latin professor was at this conference in Greece and his flight was canceled, so he needed to extend his hotel stay by one more night.
Except he doesn’t speak a lick of modern Greek, and the receptionist couldn’t speak English. Or French. Or German. Or Italian. (He tried all of them.)
Finally, in a fit of inspiration, he went upstairs and got his copy of Medea in the original Greek (you know, the stuff separated from modern Greek by two and a half thousand years). He found the passage where Medea begs Jason to let her stay for one more day, went downstairs, and read it to the receptionist.
She laughed her head off, but she gave him the extra night.
Reblogged just for Medea
The way I have to find anything on this website. Hair the color of bread, me, 2016.
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summary. haechan gets hurt but you know that with him it’s not going to be as simple as putting a band-aid on it
pairings. haechan x reader (f)
genre. fluff, crack? friends to lovers??
word count. 1.64k
warnings. mentions of blood, a creepy man stares at reader
notes. me finding hello kitty bandaids in a store and buying them sparked this idea so :D like and reblog if you enjoy this !!
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your dear friend is one stubborn person. one who seeks excitement wherever he can find it and likes to find things out the hard way. in this case being, falling off of a skateboard. you told him to not ride too fast and to not go down the small pavement hill, and what did he do? go down the hill riding too fast. the hill had caused him to accelerate unwillingly and him not being able to stop himself before he collided with the ground.
you gasped at the scene from the bench that was a bit of a distance between you and haechan, who is lying still in the grass. he’s not dead, just lying face down suffering from embarrassment and moaning in pain.
you let out a big sigh, grabbing all of yours and his belongings before crouching down next to the limp body.
you carefully reach out your hand to place on his back. “haechan…”
he flinched at your presence, turning over slowly. “no go away, let me lie in my own embarrassment and pain alone.” he breathes out. his eyes are shut tightly as he holds his hip and his knees brought to his chest.
you roll your eyes at him, shoving his hand away to take a close look at his knee. “you’re a drama queen, you know that?”
his knee suffered the most from the fall, his hip for sure will have a bruise tomorrow.
you wince at the blood, the . “you’re bleeding haechan, we have to get back to the bench so i can clean it up.” you inform him.
he shakes his head, bringing his forearm to cover his face. “no, just leave me here to bleed out.”
you scoff, shaking your head before you take the arm that hides his face and pulling him up to his feet.
“shit,” he curses.
you allow him to use you for support as you both struggle to make your way back to the park bench. he sits himself down and finally glances at his knee.
his eyes bulge out at the bloody sheet on his knee. “ew, oh my god, that’s a lot of blood.”
you nod, “it’s not too bad, thank goodness. stay here i’m going to run to the convenience store and get stuff to clean it up.” and you’re gone before he can argue, leaving him alone with a bloody knee and an aching hip.
the doorbell chimes once you walk into the store, giving the worker a nod as you make your way to where the bandages are. there’s the store brand, a brand you recognize from tv and there’s some fun cartoon ones. pokémon, baby shark, toy story and others.
a certain box is quickly in your hands as you smirk to yourself. grabbing a few other things before making your way to pay for it.
“hey squirrel, did you see how i fell? was it embarrassing?” haechan speaks to the small animal that is munching on something next to his feet. the squirrel doesn’t react in any way, obviously. and he wonders to himself why he doesn’t listen to you, knowing you’re always right. why did he itch to go down that stupid hill and tumble to his doom. in front of you.
“look at all this blood. can you believe i fell in front of the girl i like.” he speaks again, but more like to himself as he stares at the gash on his knee and the drop of blood trickling down his leg.
you and him are close friends. first meeting each other at the movie theater when a few studio ghibli movies were showing. you ripped his ticket up in your cute work uniform behind the counter, making small conversation and telling him that spirited away was your favorite movie and telling him to enjoy the film.
and he enjoyed the film, even coming back out the theater room and finding you in the same spot you both met earlier. you were a quiet character, not much of a talker but just because you didn’t really have much to say but you loved listening. you love and care for people in your own way, something he admires and loves about you. to strangers you may seem closed off but when you grow comfortable with someone you’re very high spirited.
he hears footsteps running quickly to his side, the squirrel scurrying off probably to the tree behind him. goodbye, little friend.
you slow your pace down once you’re near him, a warm smile on your face as you wave the bag in your hand in front of him.
“i’m back,” you huffed, crouching and placing the bag down next to you. your bottom lip is sucked in between your teeth, deeply concentrated as you take out the essentials.
“i’m just gonna clean it with water real quick, okay?” you show him the water bottle and napkins in your hands.
you carefully pour the liquid onto the napkins, your hand grabs the back of his knee as you bring it closer to the abrasion.
before the wet cloth touches him, he flinches away. “wait!” he yelps.
you jump, “what?”
“i’m scared,” he pouts.
your hands drop. “of what?”
“it’s gonna burn!”
“oh my god, haechan do not start.”
he lightly kicks his leg away from you, shielding his wound with his hands.
“haechan i will literally hold you down, it’s not gonna hurt that bad. i promise.” you try to threaten him. you reach for his leg again, wiping the blood that trickled it’s way down and stained his white socks.
his eyes follow another pair of feet walking past you, a man in a tracksuit ogles at your back. haechan follows his eyes to you, and he realizes you’re wearing a dress. haechan’a eyes narrow at the man but the stranger isn’t ashamed as he keeps looking back at you. he’s sure the man can feel his hard stares but is just ignoring him and that makes his blood coil. haechan shrugs his zip up sweater off and cooly throws it over your shoulders, it’s big enough on you to cover the draft to any passersby’s.
you look at the sweater on your shoulders but ignore it, he observes you for a bit before dropping his shoulders. “hmph, fine.”
“and look!” you gasp, reaching down beside you to hold out the small box of hello kitty band aids with a big smile curving your lips upwards.
haechan’s face deadpans. “how old are you?”
you frown, taken back. “what? they’re bandages, but cute. do you want to bleed out? don’t disrespect miss hello kitty.” you stuck your chin out.
he laughs, “i’m a grown ass man, i’m not slapping hello kitty on my battle scar.”
now it’s your turn to laugh. “a grown ass man that fell and acted like he was on the brink of death. yeah, okay. give me your knee,” you demanded.
you quickly dab as much blood away as you can through haechan’s hisses. wiping away the dried blood was a bit hard since he was fighting you but it’s all clean.
“green or pink?” you ask.
he tilts his head, thinking before he answers green.
you take the selected band-aid, the hello kitty that is customized with a green bow and green dress, a blue colored sky behind her and a red flower on the ground that matches her outfit. how cute.
you peel it off from the wrapper, gently placing it over his wound.
you crumble the trash in your hands and place it inside the grocery bag. “all better now, see? wasn’t so bad.”
you stand up, wincing from the position you were sat in for so long before haechan’s long, slick fingers wrapped around your wrist.
“wait, you forgot something.” he tells you.
“huh, what did i forget?” you genuinely ask.
he looks at you seriously. “you have to kiss it better, so it’ll heal quicker.”
your lips part and your cheeks heat up. “what…” the word barely leaves past your lips.
he raises his eyebrows expectantly, as if he’s waiting.
you shake your head, snatching your hand out of his grasp. “be serious, haechan.”
“i’m being very serious,” he tells you. “come on, don’t you want me to get better?”
“it’s just a scrape, your leg isn’t broken.” can he hear the thumping in your chest? god, it’s like it’s ringing in your ears.
you know he’s not gonna let you get away without actually kneeling down and kissing his knee. he will put up a fight in this park and you know it. he likes to tease you.
but how can he ask that question so freely. your lips have never touched any part of his skin because friends don’t do that!
it’s like he loves torturing you, contributing these heartfelt acts unknowingly like an arrow to your heart.
“you big baby.” you mumble out, crouching down and taking a clear glimpse at the cute bandage on his skin, it makes you smile.
haechan gazed at you, anticipating the moment your lips touch his skin. he is so sure that once your lips come in contact with his knee, he’ll be able to run a marathon. can you hear the thumping in his chest?
your face nears his knee, you pucker your lips and you gently place a kiss just below the bandage.
you clear your throat. “there. better now?” you try to act cool, standing to your feet and peering down at your friend.
“i don’t know, can you watch how far i run?” and your friend zooms past you, running across the grass field as if he wasn’t whining and limping by your side just a few moments ago.
“what the hell?” you shout out, chasing after him. “how are you running? yah, lee donghyuck!”
Haechan was completely enamored of you— but he just couldn’t speak english. The language barrier frustrated him to no end and he wished it was as easy to convey his feelings in english as it was in korean.
You noticed how tired and distracted Haechan looked during your lunch that day. His hair was a bit messed up but it was cute and like always, he never failed to look good. Snapping out of your thoughts, you turned back to your conversation with Mark, who had been a helpful friend and translator when you met up with Haechan. The three of you all went to the same university and became close— although Haechan felt as if you preferred Mark’s company over his. After all, he grew up in an english speaking country. It was just easier for the two of you to connect.
Haechan subconsciously glared at Mark, his lips forming into a pout. He picked up a few words from the conversation, but most of it fell on deaf ears. He was frustrated and longed to make you laugh the way Mark did. He never told you, but he spent most nights studying english on some app after he finished his homework. He really wanted to talk to you— maybe even more than talk but Haechan had a long way to go before then. He knew that you were practicing korean, but it isn’t very easy to pick up a new language, especially overnight which is what Haechan wished would happen.
“Are you okay?” You suddenly asked, making Haechan’s head whip around to face yours. Mark translated for him even though Haechan understood the question perfectly. He didn’t have the energy to tell his friend off and decided to keep his eyes on you.
He nodded, putting a fake smile on his face. You frowned, quickly pulling out your phone. Haechan could see you typing and immediately knew that you were on the translation app. He tried to hold back his groan of frustration as much as he could as you wordlessly passed your phone to him.
‘You know you can tell me anything. I care about you.’
Haechan glanced at Mark before looking down at your phone again.
‘I just really wished that I could talk to you without needing Mark to translate. I want to hang out alone.’ Haechan typed out his message before sliding the phone back to you, quick enough so that way Mark couldn’t see. Haechan watched as you read the text, his stomach doing somersaults as he waited for any reaction.
You smiled slightly, quickly typing a response and handing the phone back to Haechan.
‘Who says we can’t?’
Haechan looked up with furrowed eyebrows, wondering what you meant until you sent a wink his way. He held back a smirk, sliding your phone towards you before turning to Mark. He explained that you two were going to see a movie— Haechan hoped that his friend bought the lame excuse. A sly smile stretched across Mark’s face but he waved to you guys anyways, getting up to head home.
“You ready?” Haechan asked, feeling more confident at that moment than he had all day. He held out his hand and you took it with a smile.
“Of course, cutie.”
saw an anime fic like this and was inspired! also im in my hc feels soooo
Saur ... how about 40 notes for a fic ✨️?

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Tips for when studying is the last thing you want to do!
1. Write out on sticky notes the name of objects in your room, then go ahead and stick them on everything. Next time you turn on your light, make yourself look (or at least glance) at the word. Next time you open your drawer, look at the note. Any time you turn on your lamp, your laptop charger or your speakers, you’ll always have that vocabulary there and you’ll learn each of them in no time.
2. Play the radio/podcasts or a Korean show for background noise. Most of us don’t like to sit and scroll through Facebook in total silence. I recommend 슈퍼맨이 돌아왔다 (which is available on youtube!) as it is centred around children and any vocabulary you pick up will be helpful. Others include:
• 2 Days 1 Night
• Hello Counselor
• 이웃집 찰스
• Hello Baby
3. Write down phrases on flash cards. Break down the words. Some people have more success reading phrases on flash cards rather than just single vocabulary. Stick these in a place you’ll sit at often, or you could also stick them on items they pertain to just like in tip #1.
4. Just once a day, when you’re out and about or even just at home, search the dictionary for a word. Say you’re out eating, and you don’t know the word for “to order”. Whip out that phone, search it up and try to commit it to memory. One word a day is 365 words a year, and odds are you’ll pick up more than that anyway!
5. Google Play has a selection of multi-language books. Buy a Korean and English children’s book and try to read it (if you’re up to it). The English translation will always be there, so it’s less brain power for you to go and search up everything you don’t know! Plus, you might learn some small phrases in the process.
6. Watch Korean YouTubers. YouTube is fun to watch, so why not watch it in Korean? - 영국남자 (Korean Englishman) is an English man who is great at Korean, he always has English and Korean subs on. By the end of a few episodes you’ll know what “ 남자답다” and “살아 있네!” Means! - Pony’s Makeup is a great channel if you love makeup. You’ll pick up makeup related vocab and phrases, as well learn new techniques and styles. - Maangchi is a Korean lady who teaches you how to cook Korean food. It’s mostly in English but she talks about Korean words sometimes. - 꿀키 is another cooking channel, however there’s no talking, only the blissful sounds of soup boiling and onions frying! She puts small instructions on her videos in both English and Korean. Take notes!
7. Download a widget on your phone that gives you a new word every time you swipe to unlock. Simple, easy and there in your pocket.
8. Fill your social media with Korean. Follow Korean study blogs (though don’t rely on them 100% as most are run by non-fluent speakers), follow Korean daily vocab twitters and Facebook pages. Everything you see will be Korean and you’ll start to pick up on words that you see all the time.
9. Don’t feel discouraged if you haven’t studied for a week. Don’t feel like you’re the worst at Korean, or that you’re so far behind everyone else. Everyone learns differently and at different paces. Me, I’m competitive and need to absorb as much as is humanly possible in a short amount of time. Others stick to a schedule. Some learn stuff here and there. There is no right and wrong way to learn. Do you. Remember, just one word a day equals 365 a year. 2 words a day is even more!
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