its not really "free" "solo" if you are wearing shoes and using chalk actually.

the big tree isnt even there anymore.

was anyone going to tell me they replaced the entire wallingford park play structure or i was just supposed to find out by trying to experience nostalgia for even one fucking thing from my childhood still existing.

i hate it here everyone really thinks that getting a tanghulu bbq hot honey air fried cream cheese filled hot dog is the most important divine quest on the planet and if i delay it for even 30 seconds trying to do my job i should be slow roasted and put inside a baked potato.

saying "excuse me" is dead people just look at you like why tf would i excuse you. ok bitch! im going to push you now!

any time there is a festival at seattle center i feel like #mywar

i don't understand how the surfboard doesn't hit you in the head and knock you unconscious like every time you fall off and it goes up and then its tethered to your leg so it comes back to you how does it not smack you unconscious i dont get it

i feel like 26 year old catcher in the rye. olden caulfieold.

this teriyaki restaurant is genuinely probably 97 degrees in here. their fish is not happy

i spent like 3 months trying really hard to be happy but it did not work bc the whole time it felt like everything around me was just trying to wear me down back into a nub that doesn't care about anything. so thanks for keeping me humble i guess.