[Something Clever]

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

ANOTHER one? How many times are you guys going to miss??

So much Red Bull sponsorship...

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

happy pride month. no i do not want to watch rocky horror picture show

happy pride month. no i do not want to come over to ur place in the afab only housing unit for a party or any amount of time really

happy pride month no i would not like to speak at your drag themed rally