[Something Clever]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

Dan became the “emo boys kissing” video he wished to see in the world.

CASTRATION BAYBEEEEEEEE

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

this event is pet serious

club night idea: mcr’s entire discography in the order of most danceable to most depressing so by the end of the evening you’re crying on the floor to desert song

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

that’s kamala harris

bro thay put transgender in me

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

I just learned about this recently from a Viking reenactor! Indigo dye isn't blue until it oxidizes, so when you dye with indigo your cloth or thread doesn't come out of the water blue, it comes out and then reacts with the oxygen in the air and seems to spontaneously turn blue in front of your eyes. It's a really cool process to witness.