you won't begin to believe how much I pace my house going "I like dry food! I like playing with shoelaces!" like I spiritually am this cat
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
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you won't begin to believe how much I pace my house going "I like dry food! I like playing with shoelaces!" like I spiritually am this cat

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topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing
let's make tumblr into papers please togethe-- (vivid images flashing through my mind of confusing updates and horrifying leadership and mature content labels and all trans women being banned and bureaucracy upon bureaucracy and a constant ever present panopticon that only seems to activate when it's most harmful to you) actually how about we "please" go take some "papers" and fold them into zines and draw on them together. away from here. far away from here. somewhere nice. can you imagine that with me?
This is transfeminism!

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right. need to formalise my Localised Princess Opinions some time so I can properly allow girls to swear fealty to me and expand my royal domain
a vampire's long term fwbb (friend with blood benefits) making an idle remark about how it was a struggle to handle the aphrodisiac in the bite venom for the first while but now they're used to it and know to expect it and the vampire saying "hey um. so I don't have any bite venom. like at all."
it's sad to me that cis people never apply their "loved one with a wanted-pregnancy" script to medical transition. like cis people often indicate they don't know how to react to hearing about medical transition, but a huge portion of that social script is directly applicable.
tell someone "congratulations!" tell them "I'm so happy for you. I know you've been trying for a really long time." ask them "do you need help with anything?" throw them a party with loved ones where you all give them some gifts in acknowledgement of how expensive it is. celebrate how far along they are. take photos with them so they have a record of being loved while their body changes. allow them to voice fears and doubts and anxieties about how it'll go, and reassure them that they'll get through the intense medical procedure coming up & you'll be there for support no matter what. let them tell you about the gross parts and laugh together. really listen to them when they talk about how amazing and profound it is that the human body can do this. share in their excitement for beginning a new stage of their life.
If there are complications, comfort them and help them navigate what's next. If they lose access suddenly due to finances or criminalization, treat it like a miscarriage and hold them while they grieve.
"you're all a bunch of stuffed green monkeys! jesus christ. fucking absurd, is what it is. all monkeys... unbelievable."
Christian poster: god made it funny to joke about agnosticism
Atheist poster: there are material reasons why itβs funny to joke about agnosticism
Agnostic poster: nobody knows why agnostic jokes are funny

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reminder to stop playing magic the gathering and play netrunner instead
have you seen the lord of the rings movies? the practical effects look great, but there's also an amazing digital serkis
"benching and buttoning". my new workout routine that makes you smaller
my eunuchs got too wobbly so I mixed estrogen into their feed. good for their bones.
I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

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"benching and buttoning". my new workout routine that makes you smaller
my eunuchs got too wobbly so I mixed estrogen into their feed. good for their bones.