the whole world is a very narrow bridge

What if I...got you into my hyperfixation....ahaha just kidding.....unless?

its so much and its dishonest work

employment

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

Love the moments in Xena: Warrior Princess where the music swells and Xena says something like “Gabrielle, stay back. This is Menthos, god of brain aneurisms” and the camera cuts to, and I cannot stress this enough, Literally Just Some Guy From New Zealand

every time a new queer ship happens in amc's iwtv there's inevitably somebody like "wow. i have read The Books and this Doesn't Happen. am i the only book reader not buying into The Gay Agenda?" and then u crack open said book and it's like "and then armand told daniel he loved him homosexually and they made out with tongue, during pride month, whilst judy garland herself clapped and threw confetti"

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.