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i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

Heteronormativity just seems like people making up weird arbitrary rules and then getting mad at each other for breaking them and it all looks so miserable to me

A straight guy told me he's going to therapy to figure out why the idea of having children and being in a monogamous marriage doesn't appeal to him and I was just like idk man that describes like 90% of my friends including me and we're all literally fine but good luck I guess?

holy fuck i'll be doing 16 models at my next makeup gig in september

ummmm i'm gonna update my throne wishlist if anyone wants to help me build up my kit a little more dkgkgkg

might take me a while to revamp it but it's here

Being on Tumblr is like being on a website

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

The PR that Canada got is kinda crazy if you think about it, considering the things that colony did and still do.