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Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

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First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............