I'd rather be covered in lizards

@confetti-critter

"you were such a beautiful girl" "You're gonna be an ugly man" WRONG!!!!!! HAPPINESS WILL NOW SHINE OUT OF ME LIKE RAYS OF SUNLIGHT!!!! BEAUTY IS WHAT IS INSIDE YOUR HEART!!!! WHAT USE IS A PRETTY FACE WITH A ROTTING MISERABLE SOUL

ooh im kinda hungry lemme see if theyve invented a food thats kinda good yet

I’m seeing a lot of unjustified hatred for Gen AI on my timeline and it has to stop. Yes he is a weird monosex deviant and he has no shifgrethor but I think we should give him a chance rather than just assume he’s an agent of Orgoreyn sent here to plunge the kingdom into chaos. ffs y’all

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

fuckkkk im so autonomous and intelligentttt im literally thinkmeat

Born to jest, forced to quest

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

and then EVERYBODY gets mad when a knight fucks her squire, they are the only ones who can manage it without a fucking illuminated manuscript with examples in the marginalia