tired & gay

i feel like you could change most tonys to tobys or vice versa without fundamentally altering their essence but if you change tony soprano to toby soprano thats an entirely different guy

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

could you lie

Trying out a new hobby called playing with fire. And it’s completely safe

that little spin was so cunty

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[ID: A tweet by choya @ mayonnnnnn_ that says, "budget for pride month is a fierce 2 dollars." End ID.]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.