tired & gay

lowkey at the salad bar having a tongs moment

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary