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do u ever listen to the SOPHIE heav3n suspended livestream late at night & just imagine what we could've had. from a fully progesterone-enabled non-posthumous SOPHIE album. because i do so quite often

pseudotsugas

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nyantara

every country has a seething problem of national identity that its art cannot help but addressing, especially when its by accident because its so central to its self construction of what it means to belong. in india it is always caste: what is visible, intelligible and touched is savarna. in the us its always race: what is american is what owns is what is white. but i only really realised both of these things when i started americanising my media diet. you have to view it from the outside to see the inside.

do u ever listen to the SOPHIE heav3n suspended livestream late at night & just imagine what we could've had. from a fully progesterone-enabled non-posthumous SOPHIE album. because i do so quite often

elfsightings

What does the elf know of its ancestors?

sealsdaily

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

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tissue paper indulgence

defstanis

my part for @scrapoddles vrisrezi zine <: you can check it out here!!

#homestuck

perception-filter

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

fairycosmos

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

refreshing my makeup essentials for the first time in 5ish years. why are the only two shades of lipstick i still have kicking around (1) bright fucking red [normal to have, but very situational to use] and (2) Drowned Corpse Lips Brown

#im not even goth.

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devilleworship

Hell yeah it's the trans butch store

moveslikekeithrichards

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

goofda

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

houndsofbalthazar

Did you know that taxonomically there is no such thing as a video game?

toasthaste

a video game is actually more closely related to a camel than it is to a hagfish

indigobuntings

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

indigobuntings

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

krchov

(by @galwednesday)

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simena

Anastasia Yarygina

prokopetz

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

drunkenlemur

Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?

prokopetz

Hasbro has indeed spent the last several years pushing back against dragonfucking jokes so hard that they've gone as far as to revise some of the setting lore to imply that dragons don't even fuck each other, but they haven't yet had the guts to pull the trigger on taking the option of literal dragon ancestry off the table for sorcerers.

(The 5.5E writeup for dragon-blooded sorcerers does list "making a bargain" with a dragon above the actual-ancestry option, though, which is funny as hell. Yeah, I'll bet it was a mutually beneficial exchange!)

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