charismatic megaflora-girl

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

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you know what i hate about some abusive parents in media? when they get a humanizing moment and its like “i treat you like this because my parents treated me worse so i never learned what a good parent is” like cool karen maybe take a class? read a book? treat your kid like you would have wanted to have been treated? the basics

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that