It's not much, but it's home.

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

can you hear the lambs clarice??

environmental storytelling.

I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy's service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it's kind of frying me

RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE

[Image ID: A gif of tools being used to create a scene of a mama bird feeding her babies. The nest is a tangle of wires with small wrenches poking out and moving up and down like hungry, open-mouthed chicks. A larger wrench drops a bolt into the nest to "feed" them. End ID]

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

thinking about how my parents did everything in their power to hide 9/11 from me as a child to the point of taking away my TV and preventing me from going outside so when we went to a 1-year anniversary church service about it in 2002 i thought the pastor was recounting the story from scripture and was like wtf how did i not notice there were planes in bible times that's crazy and then i went and pissed all over the church bathroom floor to test if i had free will

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.