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"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

Sometimes one of my posts will go out for awhile and come back filthy and like with notes all over its fur and skin and I've gotta pick em all off and pull them out with tweezers meanwhile I'm anxious one of the notes will crawl off without me noticing and bite me and give me lyme disease

"why are you letting your posts outside" well first off all they're vaccinated and they don't have that killer instinct like my posts wouldn't hurt anyone. And I feel too bad for them cooped up inside and they always know to run away from coyotes so mind your business

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Hammer space but it's a pocket specifically located on your left calf. Neat :D

90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

This entire conversation is somehow 90% people infantilizing themselves and 10% actually people talking about the issue of men who never grow out of dating 18/19 year olds. No it is not a big deal when a 25 year old dates a 35 year old please get a grip

Honestly if you’re in your mid twenties infantilizing yourself on this level maybe you shouldn’t be dating anyone

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"