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btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

Everybody's masc until MIKA comes on

What the fuck is that

this post has been making the rounds again and i just want to state for the record that it is a fucking delight to read in the tags all the random things people research for their fanfic and art. fandom, i love you. i love you with your flood maps and medical procedures and tentacle biology and historical fashion and traditional handcrafts and conlangs and urban geography and literally everything else. i am completely sincere about this. the enthusiasm with which people embrace detailed, deep, and often obscure research, just because they want to get it right, because they want to create something rich and interesting, it makes me feel better about the world. i adore it.

"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

Sometimes one of my posts will go out for awhile and come back filthy and like with notes all over its fur and skin and I've gotta pick em all off and pull them out with tweezers meanwhile I'm anxious one of the notes will crawl off without me noticing and bite me and give me lyme disease

"why are you letting your posts outside" well first off all they're vaccinated and they don't have that killer instinct like my posts wouldn't hurt anyone. And I feel too bad for them cooped up inside and they always know to run away from coyotes so mind your business

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers