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spiderbasil

you start to understand why they invented the bed

fizpup

Get real.

pastelpolitoed

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

fizpup

This is killing me

dogfinger

They are punishing this mannequin

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extrathicccarlwheezer

the gif is even funnier

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filmnoirsbian

as a lesbian my shameful crush is tom cruise. i think it's mostly a competency thing tbh. and i think he'd be a calming presence during a crisis

Tom Cruise? Calming? You think Tom Cruise would be calming? A calming presence? Tom Cruise? Competency? You think Tom Cruise is competent? Tom? Tom Cruise? Calming? During a crisis? Calming? Tom Cruise? A calming? Presence? Tom Cruise? You think during a crisis Tom Cruise would calm you down? Tom? Tom Cruise?

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krafterwrites

jessebloom

trying to make friends online like hey. do you wanna torture this guy with me?

#i always want to torture a guy with you #message me to torture a guy

alkemylabz

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

poppific

Americans trying to explain that they don’t want to see long text posts: so imagine a burger

transmechanicus

Casting an evil and sinister spell that makes you have a good day muahaha

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victusinveritas

Different options to cover up your Harry Potter tattoo. I personally favor This Place Is Not A Place of Honor.

the-walrus-squad

Reblog so save a skin.

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear

i love when large dogs are picked up and they’re so absolutely confused as to how this could happen that they just sorta

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear

I found another

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you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

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thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

#my skin is extremely sensitive to sunlight #thats gonna be hella annoying cuz i rarely ever burn so I have no tolerance for that #but it wont be too bad because my light sensitivity means i dont spend much time in the sunshine anyways

beardedmrbean

giliisnotcreative

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

i-like-reblog-maps

what the fuck

that thing is eldritch

acquired a dark mode version just to see what it’d look like. oh my god. this map is gorgeous

i have never seen a hub that large. i’m?? stunned

derinthescarletpescatarian

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

lettucemakar

Word already had a word count?! That WORKED?

You made a computer that can't COUNT?!

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crownofstardustandbone

NO THANK YOU

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Kira Nerys

Does Kira Nerys from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine eat pussy?

Yes

No

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