i swear im not a bot ive been here since 2015

One day I will be your early 30s mutual. Take my hand and come with me

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

absolutely incomprehensible baby walked ahead of its parents into my job. babbling babbling babbling at me and I couldn't understand a word. and you must know i speak fluent baby babble so i was like what is up little baby. i can't understand a word you're saying. then its parents walked in fully speaking Swedish. I speak fluent baby but not Swedish you see.

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills