greytune, the grey

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

this could be the snart of something big

german tourists will come up to you and say some shit like entschuldigung ist there a Nationallostundgefundenbüronummer i can call weil i have mein handytelefon gelosten :( and you have to look at them like they’re a dog that is about to be put down and go Herr wir sind in Südeuropa be so so ernst rn

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly