greytune, the grey

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german tourists will come up to you and say some shit like entschuldigung ist there a Nationallostundgefundenbüronummer i can call weil i have mein handytelefon gelosten :( and you have to look at them like they’re a dog that is about to be put down and go Herr wir sind in Südeuropa be so so ernst rn

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

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one day veth brenatto is gonna be like hey honey let's open our marriage and yeza is gonna be like sure honey whatever makes u happy meanwhile veth would be fully aware that that's the stuff that can very well ruin the relationship and she would secretly hope it does and then it fucking doesn't and she would be so angry. and i love her for that

whenever people say "the tragedy on iwtv is that everyone loved each other" ummmmmm. not armand. but nice try

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"