greytune, the grey

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one day veth brenatto is gonna be like hey honey let's open our marriage and yeza is gonna be like sure honey whatever makes u happy meanwhile veth would be fully aware that that's the stuff that can very well ruin the relationship and she would secretly hope it does and then it fucking doesn't and she would be so angry. and i love her for that

whenever people say "the tragedy on iwtv is that everyone loved each other" ummmmmm. not armand. but nice try

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

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accidentally sent a friend 1kg of starch for her birthday

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know