greytune, the grey

this could be the snart of something big

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

today lets all be #medicated

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

ur mom sounds hot is she single

my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then it’s not my fault when you find out why

IN THE WORLD WHERE BODILY FUNCTIONS ARE OPTIONAL: broooo you gotta try sneezing

rb to give a snout-out to the gays

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

gay divorce summer sundays, it’s been an honor. see you in [redacted] years