greytune, the grey

this could be the snart of something big

accidentally sent a friend 1kg of starch for her birthday

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

imagine you’re just minding your own business grieving your uncle who just got murdered in some complicated international political conflict and then this hot broke musician shows up your doorstep super sick and is like hey i heard you went to medical school can you please heal me? im dying :( and what are you gonna say, no? you keep him around and at least he makes things interesting. then he beats up some guy who’s into you even though he’s still super sick and then you find out he’s actually a prince and not a broke musician at all and also killed your uncle. so now he’s banished and it’s kind of an awkward situation because your mom tried to kill him when she found out but you’ve spent like every day together for months with this guy and you’re kind of dating at this point. and he says he’ll come back for you so you wait and wait and wait and he comes back finally and you’re like hi!!! and he goes hi guess what!!! you’re going marry my uncle!!! so now you’re traveling with your situationship to marry his uncle and you literally have a drug that you are going to take to make the whole situation more bearable but your stupid friend gives the drug to you and the prince by accident and now you’re even more into each other and on the way you stop at a castle just trying to catch your breath but they take you prisoner there and say if you’re not hotter than the lady who lives at this castle we are going to behead you and then murder your boyfriend. so now you have to beauty pageant for your life with your stupid bf who murdered your uncle and whose uncle you now have to marry. also he cheated on you while he was gone and got into a fight with his uncle (your future husband) because they liked the same girl. who was married. this happened to my friend iseult

aragorn seeing a scared little boy that knows hes going to die fighting 10,000 roided up monsters and trying to give him a pep talk. swinging THE most shitass busted up sword in all of helms deep and giving it back to the kid and going "this is a good sword." knowing full well that sword was so ass it couldn't cut butter. kingly behavior. he would make a good lesbian.