Howdy!

when an ugly bitch call you twin

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

the queen who jumped on it and took it down

Same little girl who gets the close- up when the dragon first approaches. Her shield is upside down, her sword is bent and nearly broken, and she looks terrified and near tears... and she charges.

I would NEVER forget this if I were a kid

My new year resolution is to have 36 - 48 hours per day

here's to another year of being a substance abusing pseudo intellectual

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

certified iconic post

new xkcd "[x] years" comic dropped... maybe it's all gonna be alright...