The Story Brook Mural

My 40th birthday is in a week (well, 8 days, but who's counting) and it would do this old internet lady proud if you consider reading my webcomic: dandyrobotcomic.com

Here's a link to a primer I made a bit back to give you a good introduction on what to expect from my work.

The Dandy Robot is currently in chapter 8 with about 370+ pages loaded, so it's got stuff for you to chew on.

I also have an ongoing fancomic I'm making on the side based on the Tuesday Trilogy game series (Manual Samuel, Helheim Hassle, and The Holy Gosh Darn, mostly the last one) titled, "You Don't Need a Lonely Night." If you're interested in those games or maybe just enjoy stories about Gods, angels, and the Grim Reaper getting into shenanigans.

SCOTT PILGRIM PROPAGANDA

Maybe it’s just the circles I ran in, but I don’t tend to have to look very far to find boys who loved Scott Pilgrim and gamer-y media that ended up becoming girls who still enjoy nerd shit.  =====

VYSE PROPAGANDA

Hi, poll-runner here. I literally cosplayed Vyse in honor of the “Sky Pirate Girlfriends” video that inspired the transfem headcanon of her (specifically her as “Vyrsa”). They also headcanon her as polyamorous in the game, and, I shit you not, this video is the REASON I’m dating these two right now 

Eros Takes a Bow, my contemporary fantasy retelling of the story of Eros and Psyche, is now an audiobook narrated by my daughter, Red of Overly Sarcastic Productions and the Aurora Webcomic. @comicaurora

Cover art is by my wife Alessandra Kelley @achronalart

Available on Amazon and Audible.

first it was the klingons—they’re originally supposed to be this cruel, bloodthirsty, war-obsessed people—and then tng comes along and it’s like wait no maybe war and violence is a part of their culture and actually ties back to ancient traditions and philosophies so we have to be woke about it.

hey these are the ferengi and they’re supposed to represent everything we hate about capitalist society; they’re greedy, scheming, profit-obsessed, and they look like ugly little trolls to emphasize how much we fucking HATE capitalism. oh wait fuck here comes deep space nine and we have to recognize that they’re PEOPLE. okok what if the pursuit of profit is actually part of their culture and ties back to ancient traditions and philosophies. so we have to be woke about it.

this is the borg, they’re a hivemind race of cyborgs who have no sense of individuality and their only motivation is assimilating people into their society. they want to assimilate humanity and we are completely defenseless against them because their technology is eons ahead of our own and they’re incapable of being reasoned with. oh sweet we have a borg prisoner this is the perfect opportunity to commit genocide against them. fuck actually we can’t commit genocide we’re woke and communists and in space.

hey these are the cardassians, they’re part of a cruel and vicious empire which is supposed to be a representation of fascism and authoritarian regimes, they’re a cold, bloodthirsty people with no sense of empathy or compassion, their society literally references 1984 on multiple occasions, and they’re known for the insanely cruel and inhumane methods of torture they use against their prisoners of war. we hate the cardassians…….. except, here’s a cardassian kid who grew up on bajor, and……. fuck. he’s a person. now we actually have to consider his humanity. and being racist is actually……. bad.

this is the jem’hadar, they’re genetically engineered soldiers who have no sense of individuality and only live to defend the state. they’re all born addicted to a synthetic drug that’s manufactured by the state and administered by their masters—this is how they’re kept subservient. they’re ruthless and powerful and they’re incapable of being reasoned with because their only motivation is violence and killing. so we should kill them all, right? FUCK….. what if they’re actually people. goddamnit. now we have to consider their humanity.

@two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat #my future sounds funny as fuck

@kentm4nsley #oh that's so fucking cursed. not in a disparaging way just #if i had this happen to me once i would simply pass away.

@literallybyronic #10 bucks says I met op's parents at a diabolique ball like 20 years ago

@staggered-stones #it's true no one told me about this

@gideonisms #GOD. i can't imagine #no new problem under the sun but this is one i hadn't thought of

@chirpchirrup #condolences i think?

@erudipitous #mood #the greater seattle area polycule T.T #replace 'tri-state' with 'pnw' and this post could be about me #the number of times my polycule has almost wrapped around to MY FATHER despite the fact that I DON'T EVEN DATE is. #well it's happened like 3 times which is saying somethiny #at any given kink or poly event I can generally assume someone there knows my parents

@prairie-grass #Having priests for parents is kind of like this #Lol I know I know #But I bump into people that know my parents ALL THE TIME #If I'm at some sort of religious event I just assume someone there knows at least one of them #Inescapable #Gotta say I prefer that over the idea of fucking someone who also fucked one of them so l'd prefer the cards I got dealt there

@kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd #i have to travel three hours in any cardinal direction to play comfortably it fucking sucks #last time i tried something local the host Messaged My Mother About It. needless to say that group is dead to me.