what the fuck is going on in here on this day

Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals 

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

[ID: messages that read, “What can I say? I’m charming and irresponsible” “*irresistable” /end ID]

An Aries ghostwrote this

Aries Sun + Virgo Moon