Goosebumps Slime

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

Your weekly cup of tea…….

Go ahead and have a fucking sip babes……..

Sits in my desk chair like a skyrim jarl for the entire duration of the zoom call

Why is Russian in the scrum?  It doesn’t have articles.

Russia just likes to be in fights & feel included

Russian speakers are in this fight because they hate having to learn all of this shit

i like how it says guy or girl but its a dick smashing machine…

Yeah, guys can have dicks too sometimes

oh shit i forgot about that

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted

I swear if this isn’t floating around on the internet I’m gonna cry

This whole thing originally felt like some online urban legend… and then @cyanideending comes through with video proof and first person participation. What a time to be alive

NEVER forget

I am now forced to ponder if this was all just a setup so that we’d be forced to believe that all of vampireapologist’s other exceedingly implausible stories must actually be true as well. Certainly this has changed the threshold of reasonable doubt in my mind, such that I probably shouldn’t sit on a jury any time soon.

this response is so funny. someone tells you something wildly false and you’re like, “once I wouldn’t have believed you…..but ever since that shakespeare post I saw on tumblr…well….who’s to say”

The generational divide came and punched them in the face

zoloft has entered the inbox

john harvey kellogg when he invented cornflakes

Poor people should not have guns, this is a good thing uwu

Usually they're less obvious about "guns for whites only" >>