Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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cherry valley forever
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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The best "online-ageism" rebuttal I think I've ever seen
Check this out.
...Gotta adapt this for myself to include CompuServe and Fidonet. :)
My first dial-up BBS was 300 bps. I remember the excitement when they got a 1200 bps modem, which was almost faster than I could read. I was on CompuServe in the 1980s. I was active on Usenet in 1989. My Internet presence predates the World Wide Web.
I'm not going anywhere.
Hello!
Howdy!
I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.
Sure thing!
And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.
Which do you mean?
The one with the… With the seeds.
What are they called?
Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”
Sure thing. Would you like anything else?
Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?
Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…
A… One of those right there!
You really must tell me, what’s it called??
I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.
Sure thing! Anything else?
That one there?
You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]
I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?
Do it!
[grunts like a pig]
That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!
Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]
widow's bay. s01e02.
Brennan did NOT expect the prompt after... 😭
➡️ Go to Dropout.tv to watch the season four finale of Make Some Noise now
Josh, Zac, and Brennan gain enlightenment and meet God.
This reminds me so much of Paul F. Tompkins hyping up Jimmy Pardo at Match Game:

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reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years
Kattigan, trying to lie to the Photarch: Natural 1, pure catastrophe
Kattigan, not even really trying to read the Photarch: Natural 20, effortless success.
That’s the way to do it. No middle sliders. All drama.
Loving this episode (C4E27) of Critical Role. Everyone’s back at the same table and it is becoming clear that each of the three tables learned just enough of what is going on that if they compare notes, they can connect dots and make some assumptions they can progress the plot. This, for me, is the good stuff.
widow's bay. s01e05.

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WIDOW'S BAY 1.05 "What To Expect On Your Trip"
Laura's face seeing marisha's notes is taking me OUT
affirmations for my printer:
you are not out of paper
you have so much paper
it’s okay to function as intended
you are not out of ink
i just refilled that cartridge last month
you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to
you’re allowed to print things
You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges
The thing about Bolaire is that he can be cosplayed 100% accurately by people of every body type.
Joseph Schlitz Brewing Co, 1949

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There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t think this