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"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

I had a similar situation with my brother. We were doing a two player campaign of Baldur's gate 3. It devolved to ballgae

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

I love this newscaster. He not only does his job well, but things like this come up and it just makes him even cooler. And I also would have been distracted by the nice rooster and his girl.

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