Stories and Fanfics

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The Battle of the five Armies countdown - day 21 of 30

WHAT IS THAT HELLO

(First one is a king cricket/wetapunga/giant weta, Deinacrida heteracantha, not positive on exact species on the carrot-eater, but obviously another giant weta)

What wētā actually are: Big, dumb, slow mice in a Halloween costume

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”

The public fridge

source: hellgate osprey cam

Fuck yeah

I had to tell a story in 8 panels. I call it 'bomb-proof horse'

Coworker friendships be like (inspired by that one ayo edibiri and ebon moss-bachrach story pic)

She's being so big and brave.

The long awaited sequel.

the gaang as adults (from the ending credits of "Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender")

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

Oh my god....