I stole Cel Sidebottom's gender

oh boy i cant wait for brick time! < watching everyone go live with the anxiety of a hunted animal.

wait is tfavid also in the evil forest the avid characters literally cannot escape limbo in any universe 😭

its been awhile but im once again sad about the three youngest members of oakhurst

if my brain was less soup from being wizard sick id have some thought about how v apo is canonically transfem and v avid and v pyro are commonly headcanoned are such and also theyre the three characters people tend to hate and call annoying the most. things to notice

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

Smoking on that we'd

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

Wales is real though, where else would they film Doctor Who

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

"I'm notttt doing the dnd thing" no no no, that part's very important. and if you don't assign the dnd classes then you don't get to do the cha cha slide.

You may replace the DnD classes with Homestuck aspects.

I want more aromantic characters who are not also asexual !!! I want more characters who 100 percent want to get it on but just don’t feel any romantic feelings for anyone. I want more aromantic characters with “friends with benefits” except it’s literally just that. That’s their best friend and sometimes they let them fuck. More aromantic characters please !!!!

happy first day of pride everyone